“She was drunk. I didn’t know what to do.”
“She was way too drunk to put together a sentence, so I just got her number.”
“We went for a few drinks and she puked.”
All of these are common scenarios with girls that love to party hard! Booze always seems like a good idea. You know, you’re going to have a few drinks, laugh, and then get laid. How could you go wrong?
That’s not how it always turns out though!
I’ve spent many nights listening to girls puke, holding hair, worrying about calling a cab, stressing about ensuring they get their rest, and so on. Alcohol is a killer sometimes.
Should you pick up drunk girls? Should you go after girls that love their booze?
I’m going to break this down into every possible scenario.
The first thing I need to say is that you should never ever take advantage of a drunk girl. That’s stupid and illegal. You’re going to lose all of your friends and your sorry ass might end up in jail. You need to learn some charm so that you don’t have to get girls wasted to get some.
Scenario #1: Getting a drunk girl’s number.
Here’s the harsh reality: if she’s totally wasted and she easily gives you her number, you’re not the first one star.
Don’t get me wrong, any lead is a good lead. You just have to be charming as hell to pull this off. Here’s how the conversations usually go (over a call or text):
Drunk girl: Who’s this?
Me: The man of your dreams. We met the other night.
Drunk girl: I was wasted…
At this point, you have to work your magic. The only problem is that she doesn’t remember who the hell you are. She probably gave her number out 20 times that night.
You shouldn’t get too excited about getting a drunk girl’s number. Take the number, but try to get plenty more. These are the ones that won’t remember you!
Scenario #2: Trying to leave the club with a drunk girl.
This is really tricky. Some girls drink just so that they don’t feel guilty about sleeping with strangers. Others just can’t handle their booze.
Long story short: you never know what the girl’s deal will be after sex. This is why you always have to ask them if they want to have sex when you’re alone. You can’t just assume they’re in agreement. You need permission.
If the girl is too drunk, then don’t bother. This could lead to trouble. Drunk girls can freak out, puke, make a scene, and get you into hot water.
Scenario #3: Taking a girl out for drinks.
Let’s be brutally honest, there’s no better way to get laid than to go for drinks with a girl.
It’s not that easy to go from the museum to the bedroom.
When you’re getting started, the best thing to do is to have a drink. A drink kills the tension and is a whole lot better than some awkward dinner.
This is the ideal situation. You have a few drinks, laugh, escalate, and then fool around!
What happens when the girl gets too drunk?
You’re screwed (not in the good way) at this point! If you took her out, then she’s your problem. You got her drunk, player-boy, so now you have to deal with it.
If you want to be a legend in this game you have to be fucking normal. Don’t do anything sketchy. If you drive the girl home or take care of her, you’ll make yourself look good. You can go back to being a jerk when she’s sober.
If she’s with her friends then you’re okay. Cut your losses and go meet someone else. Her friends are used to her getting wasted. Every group has the drunk girl who can’t handle her booze. The friends will know what to do.
You also never ever let the girl live it down. You now have material to be cocky/funny and to tease her for months!
At the end of the day, drinking is either the best or the worst thing that could happen between you and a chick. There are no in-betweens. You never know how the girl will react to the booze until she drinks!