The Dollar Bill : How Money Impacts Your Love Life

“If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.” — Orson Welles

You don’t need more money to get laid. You have enough money right now. Even if you’re still broke. You need to stop blaming your bank account for the problems that your mouth is causing.

I mentioned that you don’t need money to attract women. I was serious about that. I’m going to explain myself in further detail in this section.

If you think the main reason behind your lack of success with women is the fact that you don’t have a lot of money then please email me. I will gladly refund you your money. You can put the money into your bank account or play the lottery. Then maybe you’ll either get rich slowly over time or you’ll really hit the jackpot. Either way, you’ll find another excuse soon anyway.

Stop making excuses! Money is likely the biggest excuse that guys use. So many guys out there justify their sexual inexperience by claiming they don’t have the money for it.

Then there’s the common problem that’s likely on your mind—Will girls not like me because I don’t have money?

If a girl reacts to your financial situation right away, then you need to run. Nobody should ever be concerned about your money unless they’re close to you. You don’t want a gold digger. Trust me.

With all of that being said, not having money sucks. I get it. We all want to be rich and be able to afford bottle service in the bar.

What can you do if you’re self-conscious about your financial situation?

Do not react.

First and foremost, you can’t react to your financial situation. Don’t justify it, don’t feel sorry for yourself, don’t promise her the world. It is what it is.

You’re not rich right now. So what? Who gives a shit? One day you will have more money.

Don’t let this period in your life stress you out. Money will come.

We all have different priorities in life. We all happen to be at different stages in life. You might be a student. Maybe you’re in a job you love that doesn’t pay well. Either way, it’s cool. We all have different situations.

Don’t let it bring you down.

Have some fun with it. Laugh at how poor you are. Bring it up first. Don’t let it ruin the night or your game.

If the girl is looking for a dude to pay for everything that I’m sure she can find some loser at the bar dying to buy her a drink. Good for him. He’s going to break the bank and you can laugh. Sweet!

I was out one summer night in 2009. Two smoking hot chicks approached us. Right away I knew it was trouble. Why? Because my friend had his wallet out. I knew that they wanted free drinks.

Screw that. I wans’t going to entertain this. I brushed them off. My friendly, sadly, was wasted out of his mind.

Much to my begging, he bought a round of tequila. He spent $40 on drinks and the girls walked away.

I was ashamed to have been apart of this. I didn’t mind the shot. I’m sure the girls went home with two broke guys.

That’s proof that spending money doesn’t work. Girls might just want a free drink

What if you want to save money on drinking when you go out?

My advice here is simple.

Predrink.

If you want to enjoy a few drinks, don’t wait until you get to the club where the beers are six bucks. Drink at home. Kill the tension and get a nice little buzz. Try not to overdo it so that you don’t make a scene at the bar. That’s not cool. You also want to get in. It’s hard to meet chicks when you’re standing outside or in the back of a cop cruiser.

Don’t drink.

Duh! Here’s a no-brainer.

I know a group of dudes that go out all of the time and they don’t drink. They get to the club early so that they avoid cover. Once in the club they drink water and hang out until the place picks up. By getting to the club early, they’re able to save money and get to know the workers in the bar.

I love hanging out with these guys. We have a blast without being drunk fools.

Never let a lack of money hold you back from getting out there. If I find out that you’re not going out just because you don’t have an abundance of money, well then I’m going to kick your ass.

My final rant on money…

It is just another excuse. You don’t have to be a handsome charmer with millions of dollars in the bank. That only happens in the movies. In real life people actually take the bus to go out and barely have enough money for cover.

It’s good to have money. It’s even better to get laid.

I had to learn my lessons on money the hard way. I blew a small fortune on girls that would never talk to me again. It sucked and it still burns me to this day to think what I would do if I had access to that money.

It’s okay to buy a girl a drink. When you’re having sex or when you’re about to have sex. Please don’t go around buying drinks for random girls. That’s pathetic. They will use you and spit you out.

Save your money.

If someone asks you for a drink, here’s what you do. Tell her you will get her a drunk. Ask her what she wants. Tell her that money is no issue. Then go to order.

The catch here is that you have to order a glass of water. Hand her the glass of water and say CHEERS!

The reaction upon the first sip is always priceless. They either get offended or they grow respect for you. You don’t give a shit because she’s just looking for a free drink. She can go off and bother the next guy.

Oh and remember, if you want your pockets to jingle, stay single.

I should probably mention that I have been running a personal finance blog since 2008. I sort of enjoy saving money. It’s fun. You should try it.

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